Monday, January 24, 2005

Tony Massenburg is a wanker!

I know what you're thinking. "Who the fuck is Tony Massenburg?" I was thinking that the first time I saw his name on the Sacramento Kings roster last season and I'm still thinking it now. He's seems to be a player in the mould of Derek Fisher, you know the ones, the guys that play on good teams but have zero ability themselves yet they feel they're worthy of talking at postgame interviews as if anyone gives a flying fuck about anything they've got to say.

Let's go back a step though, I shouldn't put him in the same class as Fisher because Fisher actually has some shooting ability, although it can only be effective when he has two players of the calibre of Shaq and Kobe to draw defenders from him though.

So Tony, here's some news for you... The reason you were left of the Kings playoff roster was because you were shit. You were shit all season and you would have been shit in the playoffs too. Plus, it's recently become increasingly obvious that you're a wanker and probably not the kind of guy they wanted in the locker room when they're trying to focus on winning a championship.

The Spurs would be smart to kick you off the end of their roster before heading to the playoffs too. Let's face it, you're already at the end of the roster and you're just weighing them down as they try to move further ahead of the competition.

The Spurs are probably the best team in the league right now but I could talk about the reasons they're a great team for a week and you're name wouldn't get mentioned once.

Sit down, shut the fuck up and watch the players get the job done you fucking tool.

Out.